February 2012
Internet: Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Tumblr?
Google: -raises hand-
Omegle: -raises hand-
YouTube: -raises hand-
Mapcrunch: -slowly raises hand-
When girls walk with their butt sticking out and... →
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mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
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That awkward moment when the teacher is telling... →
funniest10k:
“Tell us more about it Teacher, it’s so fucking interesting”
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
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Simon says jump.
blowitout:
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
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“Maybe you don’t need the whole world to love you. Maybe one person is enough.”
– Kermit the Frog to Miss Piggy (via filltheworldwithsillylovesongs)
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Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
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When you realize a spelling mistake after you hit...
Why British/American words and spellings matter in...
rumpus-weasley:
What a british person sees in their head:
What I see in my head:
When you walk into a Spider web you automatically...
wtfsofunny:
wtf this blog is so funny:))
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Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
People at school are all so serious and bitchy i'm...
totally-relatable:
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